President: “Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 2017 Sneeze Sitters Annual Convention. I am Bern Droplets, president of this wonderful company. In 1976 Joseph A. Gesundheit had a vision, or rather a sneezing fit, in which he sneezed more. than seventy-six times in his own home with no one around. According to his memoirs, titled “76 sneezes,” after recovering for more than an hour, Gesundheit said, I wish someone had said, “God bless you.” with a loving and caring voice. So, he started “Sneeze Sitters” because he understood a revolutionary belief that everyone who sneezes deserves a person to say, “Bless you!” This is how he created the company, with people who can say, “Blessed are you!” to those who have sick relatives but must work to pay the bills. “

Gesundheit remembered history. Many centuries ago, people believed that sneezing forced the soul to leave the body. Saying, “God bless you.” He drove away evil spirits. Even during a plague that occurred around 590 AD. C., the Pope blessed those who sneezed. “

Droplets continued: “Let’s see how well the company has performed since its inception. It’s very simple. Revenues have increased. It’s easy to see why: people get sicker every year, so we hire more assistants. Of course, Our company doesn’t want anyone to get sick, but we make a profit. I hold to the fact that we don’t take steps to make people sneeze, like using feathers to tickle noses or blowing pepper on our customers’ faces. “

(Everyone in the audience laughed).

“We’re not in the business of getting rid of the disease, but we sure can ‘soften the blow.’ Next year, we’ll start calling our ‘Sneeze Sitters’ the’ Achoo Sitters. ‘A big’ Achoo! “It should be met with a robust” God bless you! “

“Now, we come to last year’s ‘Sneeze Award’. Each year this is given to our most dedicated sneeze babysitter. This year’s award goes to nurse Mary Jones from Chicago, Illinois. Your ‘sneeze’ patient, Mr. John Allen Snot sneezed more than 2,031 times in three hours while Mary was sitting next to him, holding his hand. She called 911. An ambulance arrived on time, just as he was finishing his last sneeze. The good news is Not only did he survive, he asked Mary to marry him a few months ago “So Mr. and Mrs. Snot, could you please stand up and go to the microphone.”

(Everyone clapped as Mr. Snot and Ms. Snot walked to the microphone where they accepted a nose-shaped trophy. Without giving a speech, they returned to their seats.)

“Friends, what do we tell you?”

(All) “Blessed are you!”

Mr. Droplets concluded the meeting: “Everyone! Thank you for coming to our meeting this year! There is food and drinks on the back table and if you want copies of” 76 Sneezes “,” Hold that sneeze! “”, “Ten steps to reduce snot”.

After everyone was fired, someone from the audience sneezed. Of course, everyone in the room said, “Blessed are you!”