For most people, getting into the Halloween spirit means giving the gift of a costume. Elegant or sexy, homemade or store-bought, anything goes. Men who want to be truly original this season might want to think about putting a little effort into a penis costume. There are also some penis care considerations to keep in mind with any regular costume. Those considerations, along with recommendations for dressing the bar, can be found below.

leave an impression

Dressing up for Halloween is all about making a good impression. For some men, this means nothing more than donning a fake mustache and a plastic top hat. Other men opt for a total body makeover, revealing their inner Frankenstein or alien for all to see.

How far you want to go is an individual choice, but it’s a good idea to choose a costume that is memorable, even if it’s done simply. This is especially true if one is looking to impress a new or potential partner; think about what might make an impression on her (or him). Should a man choose to wear something that is thematically similar to what he wears on his “date”? Should he choose something that expresses a side of himself that he rarely shows? Is this her chance to show how incredibly sexy she can look?

Consider (Carefully) a Penis Costume

The tricks and treats are identical to Halloween. A man who is in an appropriate place in a relationship may decide to cheat AND treat his partner by also dressing his manhood for the night. (Naturally, the reveal of this organ disguise must take place in an appropriate private setting.) Some options for making a “Hallo-wiener” include:

– Tool body painting. Turn the penis into a snake, a hot dog, an elephant’s trunk, etc. One can let one’s imagination run wild here.

-Shaved off. Perhaps Halloween is the night to experiment with genital shaving for a new look and a new sensory experience as the man and his partner explore what a smooth surface feels like in action.

– Dress him up. A bow can be a nice addition to a tool, but so can new underwear with a fun image or punchy color. Men shouldn’t be afraid to make (or find) a real costume for the tool.

– Play with it. Add a sex toy, like a cock ring, for added fun.

other things to remember

– If one buys a cheap costume from a party store, it is important to remember that these costumes are not normally built to last and for that reason are often made of very cheap material. In other cases, a costume may have a more solid construction but may include rough fabric. Consider how the chosen fabric can affect the penis. Is that nylon going to have an exciting effect rubbing the glans? Is that burlap going to cause chafing? Wearing an extra layer of underwear can provide protection, but it can also make the tool get hotter, which can lead to heat rash.

– Spandex is popular on Halloween, especially for those who are going for a sci-fi look. Many Spandex outfits are made to be worn without underwear. This can sometimes lead to skin chafing; more importantly, it likely means that a protruding erection will be more visible should it occur. That’s not always a problem: some men enjoy showing off their swollen member this way. However, if a man is uncomfortable with this (or if he is meeting a woman’s father for the first time), Spandex may not be the best option.

Keeping (and using) a quality penis health cream on hand (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) it can make Halloween more enjoyable and help maintain a healthy penis. A desensitized penis from exposure to a rough Halloween costume can be helped by a cream with acetyl L-carnitine, which helps restore penile sensitivity. Also, creams with a high-end emollient like shea butter will be able to soothe a raw or sore penis and relieve lingering pain.