With the NFL season winding down, I can’t help but notice the 500lb elephant in the room… What the HELL are the GUYS going to do if the NFL lockout actually happens!?

The real question here isn’t what the owners hope to accomplish in the long run by saying the 2011 season, or even what the players will do and how will this affect them…no no dude, the real question is what are we going to do with all this extra time on our hands?

We all know that men are inherently more creative when we’re bored… that’s why I’m a little excited and scared at the same time. This is what I see happening, and this is based on scientific research and logic…or something like that.

10. Soccer will fill the void on Sundays and the fans will be much more noticeable.

9. Manscaping will become an Olympic sport

8. New cocktails will be developed using ingredients such as soft pretzels, nachos, and beer.

7. Dance recitals will open their parking lots to allow participation before and after the show.

6. “Wife Beater” sales will skyrocket and become Sunday’s hottest thing.

5. Bed Bath and Beyond will have to add layers to their hallways for kids to sit in

4. Hatching will begin during the week, before and after work.

3. Bookmakers will start placing bets on WWE wrestling

2. Join multiple gyms

1. Sports will be invented as “Cardboard Tube Wrestling”