What’s in a name you may ask? Definitely essential for us upright homo sapiens, but even more so for our beloved canine pets who, in addition to having four legs and fur to distinguish themselves from us, also speak a different language. Still, the irony is that no matter how loud you whistle or bark, they won’t move, but instead call their names and do more than just wag their tails.

top 10 names

1. My furry “friend” – A no-brainer for a name, which would also reflect a lack of true affection from an owner who doesn’t want to think hard enough about a special name. This isn’t exactly a name in the real sense, but no dog will mind as long as he keeps the dog treats and some light beer to go with it. Take him for a walk and you won’t really need any leash, he just yells “happy hour” and off he goes.

2. “MAX” minimum effect – If you want a name that commands the utmost respect from your friends and neighbors, you should definitely consider this one. A short but very masculine name and mainly given to large and strong guard dogs. Now, if you live alone with a fluffy poodle or shitzu instead of the intimidating pitbulls and dobermans, and you see a strange and suspicious person lurking around your neighborhood, yelling “MAX” is sure to change your mind.

3. “Sadie” – Not to be confused with the opposite of Happy. Literally by definition means diminutive. It obviously applies to any puppy, but as soon as they start to outgrow the owner himself, you may want to reconsider the name. Naming a Saint Bernard Sadie will be like calling KingKong, chimpanzee.

4. “Jack” be nimble “Jack” be quick – Dogs are always very funny compared to other animals because they can do tricks and that makes them really like to play with them. If your dog is one that can be easily trained and does every trick you throw at it, then call him that because he is definitely an “All Tricks Jack”.

5. As fine as a “Daisy” – Obviously derived from the name of a species of flower. Just make sure your dog smells just as good.

6. I love “Lucia” – Not only is it a popular name but, by human standards, it is synonymous with humor and laughter. Naming your pet Lucy can mean that you love watching ’60s sitcoms and laugh even harder after watching reruns. The only problem is finding a partner for her named Ricardo.

7. “Ma’am” watch out – If you live in a crowded neighborhood, you may want to reconsider your dog’s name as it might cause you some trouble. She take her for a walk and then she suddenly turns away from her and you call her saying “Hello ma’am”, she will surely make all the women look at you with dazzling stars and a smile. You don’t want a harassment lawsuit over a silly insult.

8. “Charlie” does not eat chocolate – For any little kid who loves chocolates and sweets, you might want to give your pet this name, just don’t give him the real cocoa stuff or you’ll probably get him to a vet and fast. This is actually a name derived from German terminology meaning “free”, so any dog ​​with that name should not be leashed or put in a cage, unless it is a Manson.

9. “Rocky”, the legend lives on – I’m not sure when the name started to catch on, but I can only guess if the Sly movie of the same name had anything to do with it. It’s still a very strong name and is aptly given to bulldogs and the like, bearing no resemblance to the actor himself. One can only hope that if his pet Rocky has puppies of his own, he won’t name them Rocky 1, 2, 3 or 4.

10. Salute to the “Duke” – No other name on the top 10 list sounds more majestic than this one. His royalty and eminence combined. By definition, it simply means “leader” or the Title of a Lord. If you ask me, all dogs should be called that, because if you think about it, dogs can follow our commands, but we are the ones who feed, bathe and take care of them, and follow them when we take them for a walk. walk around and even pick up their poop. So who’s the real boss now?